Here at FTS we want to give a random weekly top 10 list about..well whatever we want. Here’s our Top 10 favorite Quotes from Wedding Crashers.

Jeremy Grey: I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John! 

Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

Chazz Reinhold: HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

Kathleen Cleary: Call me Kat.
John Beckwith: Okay, Kat.
Kathleen Cleary: Call me “Kitty Kat”.

John Beckwith: True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.

Todd Cleary: Death, you are my bitch lover!
Secretary Cleary: Todd, that’s good! Tell that mean ocean!

Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I’m taking it with me.

Janice: I’ve got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested… And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.

John Beckwith: I’d like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it’s not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.