Here at FTS we want to give a random top 10 list about..well whatever we want. I am going to showcase some of the funniest lines from 2007′s Hot Rod which featured a super funny cast with Andy Samberg, Isla Fisher, Jorma Taccone, Bill Hader, Danny McBride, and Ian McShane for starters. I find this film to be really rewatchable mostly due to its unwillingness to take itself seriously for a second and the humor that inevitably comes out of that.
(In no particular order)
Rod Kimble: Cool beans?
Kevin Powell: Cool beans
Dave: I’m gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you’ve got a mountain for a face.
Rod Kimble: I’m guessing that’s the drugs, Dave.
Rod Kimble: I’d rather die than live in a world where I can’t kick your ass.
Rod Kimble: You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Rod Kimble: You look pretty.
Denise: What?
Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Rod Kimble: You’re wrong, Frank. I’m not a kid, I’m a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I’m gonna beat you to death!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men’s restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Rod Kimble: The safe word is “hhhwhiskey.”
Barry Pasternak: They’ve done it! They’ve raised $50,000 for Frank’s conveniently priced surgery!
Rod Kimble: You don’t get it, do you Denise? I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I’m not legit. I’m un-legit. And for that reason I must quit.
Denise: You don’t mean that.
Any other favorite quotes from Hot Rod?
“GET OUT!!!”
“It’s bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert.”
“My name is Rod, and I like to party.”
“Babe, wait!!!”
Ahhh so many good ones! I had to leave some of the best out though so that you commenters have something to say
I really wanted to include the entire “and I like to party” conversation but it was getting out of quote and into scene territory.
“Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He’s super dead.”
“Have fun being married to SATAN!”
“Wow, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now”
The exchange between Dave and Cathy about his name being Voltron is pretty hilarious as well.
Darn, I really wish I used “Have fun being married to SATAN!” but good thing you brought it up down here!
ROD KIMBLE: YOU LOOK PRETTY.
DENISE: WHAT?
ROD KIMBLE: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY.
lmao. That made me want to watch it again!
It’s so good! I used to watch it all the time junior & senior year of high school.
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