Here at FTS we want to give a random top 10 list about..well whatever we want. I am going to showcase some of the funniest lines from 2007’s Hot Rod which featured a super funny cast with Andy Samberg, Isla Fisher, Jorma Taccone, Bill Hader, Danny McBride, and Ian McShane for starters. I find this film to be really rewatchable mostly due to its unwillingness to take itself seriously for a second and the humor that inevitably comes out of that. Here are my Top 10 Hot Rod Quotes.

Top 10 Quotes from Hot Rod
(In no particular order)

Rod Kimble: Cool beans?
Kevin Powell: Cool beans

Dave: I’m gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you’ve got a mountain for a face.
Rod Kimble: I’m guessing that’s the drugs, Dave.

Rod Kimble: I’d rather die than live in a world where I can’t kick your ass.

Rod Kimble: You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.

Rod Kimble: You look pretty.
Denise: What?
Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.

Rod Kimble: You’re wrong, Frank. I’m not a kid, I’m a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I’m gonna beat you to death!

Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men’s restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?

Rod Kimble: The safe word is “hhhwhiskey.”

Barry Pasternak: They’ve done it! They’ve raised $50,000 for Frank’s conveniently priced surgery!

Rod Kimble: You don’t get it, do you Denise? I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I’m not legit. I’m un-legit. And for that reason I must quit.
Denise: You don’t mean that.


Any other favorite quotes from Hot Rod