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It’s down to the nitty gritty. Rambo vs. Black Dynamite, who would win in a fight? Take a look at our character breakdowns and tell us who you think is the bigger badass.


Black Dyamite [from Black Dynamite]


B.D. is one bad mutha (insert: ‘shut ya mouth!’), the ladies love him and the guys want to be him.  When he’s not protecting ladies on the Hoe stroll, revenging his brother’s death, or keeping tainted 40′s off the streets, he helps out at the orphanage trying to keep the kids off of heroin.  Who said a badass couldn’t have a heart?

Strengths: Being an expert in Kung-fu, Black Dynamite can whip anybody’s ass and still make it home in time to make sweet love to his ladies.

Weaknesses: Anaconda Malt Liquor and kung-fu treachery. He also doesn’t like to be interrupted.

 

Rambo [from the Rambo series]

The story of Rambo, a badass supreme, can serve as a cautionary tale for us all:  Don’t f**k with the crazy guy in the forest because he could easily take out your town’s whole police force.  Like most of our badasses, Rambo doesn’t look for trouble, but that sure as hell doesn’t stop trouble from finding him.

Strengths: With honed skills he picked up in Vietnam, I feel a little sorry for anyone who goes up against this badass. He has a lot of weapons at his disposal and took down an entire Russian Army with a bow and arrow.

Weaknessess:  John is somewhat emotionally vulnerable. He sufferers from issues that plagued him from being a POW.


NOW VOTE!
Which badass would win in a fight? Who should move on in the bracket? You decide!

The Ultimate Badass Tournament: Black Dynamite vs. Rambo

  • Black Dyamite [from Black Dynamite] (83%, 345 Votes)
  • Rambo [from the Rambo series] (17%, 71 Votes)

Total Voters: 416

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8 thoughts on “The Ultimate Badass Tournament: Rambo vs. Black Dynamite

  1. As long as Rambo is not covered in mud on the side of a riverbank in perfect disguise. Remember, Nixon was able to get a couple shots in on BD. I still believe BD would take it.

  2. Super Bad-ass, Green Beret, Vietnam Vet, gorilla warfare expert…It don’t matter how much kung-fu BD knows he would not beat Rambo in any kind of fight. I dont even think BD in his prime could beat a 60 year old Rambo.

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