This one’s all about the knives. So who would win in a fight – Machete or Hit Girl? Take a look at our character breakdowns and tell us who you think is the bigger badass.

Machete [from Machete]

Tough as nails and ugly as sin, this isn’t no ordinary day laborer, in fact he’s a god damn federale! Don’t even think of crossing Machete or you’ll quickly find you fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Strengths: Machete is one of the most dangerous men in Mexico. He makes quick work of anyone who is after him, especially if he is betrayed. Machete doesn’t text, but Machete doesn’t need back up. Skilled with a machete and comfortable in dangerous situations.

Weaknesses: Machete is more of a doer than a planner. His attack is an onslaught, but if his opponent can think of a masterful plan Machete could waltz right into it.

Hit Girl [from Kick-Ass]

Trained in kicking ass, this 11-year-old can take down 20 men in a row if she’s pissed off enough. Don’t be fooled by her typical middle school appearance, once she dons that purple wig you won’t find her so cute and innocent anymore.

Strengths: She is highly skilled with a multitude of weapons, especially a butterfly knife and firearms with a potty mouth than can shock the most threatening of opponents.

Weaknesses: She also can fight with her fists but her brute strength is about at maximum capacity for a preteen so she’s weakest without her weapons.

 

NOW VOTE!
Which badass would win in a fight? Who should move on in the bracket? You decide!
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