We’re gonna be honest with you, we have no idea how these two ended up together. But the question still remains, who would win in a fight? Take a look at our character breakdowns and tell us who you think is the bigger badass.
Machete [from Machete]
Tough as nails and ugly as sin, this isn’t no ordinary day laborer, in fact he’s a god damn federale! Don’t even think of crossing Machete or you’ll quickly find you fucked with the wrong Mexican.
Strengths: Machete is one of the most dangerous men in Mexico. He makes quick work of anyone who is after him, especially if he is betrayed. Machete doesn’t text, but Machete doesn’t need back up. Skilled with a machete and comfortable in dangerous situations.
Weaknesses: Machete is more of a doer than a planner. His attack is an onslaught, but if his opponent can think of a masterful plan Machete could waltz right into it.
Batman [from The Dark Knight series]
Batman could easily make the top of everyone’s superhero list but he isn’t in fact super at all. Bruce Wayne is the man behind the mask and while he may not have been eaten by a radioactive spider, he certainty can stand up to the rest of the Heros.
Strengths: Batman is able to be a worthy adversary because of his extensive scientific knowledge, amazing detective skills, and overall athletic prowess. He excels largely due to his assortment of gadgets at his disposal.
Weaknessess: He’s a planner. This is usually an advantage when going up against the villains of Gotham but if he is surprised with a fight he may not be up to speed. He is also hesitant about murder where Machete is not.