Ah, Mardis Gras.  The time of no inhibitions.  The beads and the boobs flow freely like water through a levee.  To celebrate Fat Tuesday right, even if you can’t make the trip down to New Orleans, we are bringing you the best celebrity cleavage from all of film.  Have a seat, unbuckle your pants, sit back, and relax.

First up…

Scarlett Johannson

Movies You Should See: Iron Man 2, The Black Dahlia, Eight Legged Freaks
Does anybody not like Scarjo? I mean seriously, how do you top this?

Angelina Jolie

Movies You Should See: Tomb Raider, Wanted, Gone in 60 Seconds
Ok, She’s got a few years on her now. She may have picked up a few Asian children along her travels but man does she have a rack. She’s still looking good, even at her older age, not something that can be said for a lot of the women in Hollywood.

Salma Hayek

Movies You Should See: After the Sunset, Frida, Once upon a time in Mexico
Those of you that remember “Who’d you rather” from the old days, remember the fierce battle I fought to say Salma just isn’t that hot. Regardless of my personal attraction to her, she defines cleavage and therefore she has cemented her place on this list.

Sofia Vergara

Movies You Should See: Chasing Papi, The 24th Day
So she doesn’t have the most wide ranging filmography, and she may not be the most talented actress on the planet. But maaaaan does she got some cleavage. Not only that but they are 100% all natural. This is the bar all actresses should strive for.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Movies You Should See: I Know What You Did Last Summer, Heartbreakers, Can’t Hardly Wait 
Other than I Know What You Did Last Summer she hasn’t had a lot of groundbreaking roles. That being said, if you grew up in the 90s you knew this lady. And I gotta tell you, this lady makes dresses look good.

Jennifer Lawrence

Movies you should see: Winter’s Bone, Garden Party
This one was nominated for an Oscar recently for her role in Winter’s Bone. Check it out, it’s pretty rad. You know what else is pretty rad? Her ta-ta’s. That’s right, I said ta-ta’s.

Penelope Cruz

Movies you should see: Blow, Gothika, Volver, Open Your Eyes
She doesn’t have the greatest face, but her body is where she shines. She can definitely turn heads in a low cut dress, and that’s what this list is all about.

Christina Hendricks

Movies you should see: Drive, Mad Men (TV)
Good God, I almost forget this one. She has been stretching out brassieres since at least the 90s. If she were a super hero, I believe she would just unbutton her shirt and the bad guy would be instantly incapacitated

Did I miss anyone? Who do you think had the best boobage in Hollywood?